scout (tf2)
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha' - I hurt people.
One of the playable classes in Team Fortress 2, real name Jeremy.
An overconfident, narcissistic young man from Boston, Massachusetts, who learned to run at breakneck speeds to outspeed his seven older brothers. Takes great pride in his fighting ability, and is shown to have a deep crush on Miss Pauling, though he also occasionally shows flashes of decency.
The fastest playable character, and tied for the lowest health, the Scout's main weapon is his scattergun, a modified shotgun. He also wields a handgun, an aluminum baseball bat, the "Bonk! Atomic Punch" soda can that grants him brief invincibility and super speed, and various alternative versions of each.
The Scout's default outfit is a team-colored shirt with a black backpack, a black hat with a yellow headset, knee-length black pants with a belt, hand wraps and dog tags.